Friday, January 14, 2011

I Swear....

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I swear to tell the whole truth, nothing but the truth, so help me God.  Yep, I said it.  I said the "G" word.  And I say it with reverence.  Because I believe in Him.

I didn't feel  good yesterday.  My throat is icky feeling.  So I may have forced asked my husband to go and by me a Frosty.  I counted it.  And I may have eaten every last delicious bite.

I had to go to the dentist yesterday.  I am getting a partial crown.  Right now I have a rubber overlay.  I hate going to the dentist by the way.  I would rather give birth.  Yeah, I said that.  My aunt does too.  I like my aunt! 

The kids played outside yesterday...I had the perfect opportunity to take pictures.  I may have taken a nap instead.

I might possibly make my daughters, more specifically the older one, put their brother to bed on a somewhat regular basis.  I do this for all of them.  It has nothing at all to do with me.  I am giving them a growing experience!

Ryan's school teacher is pregnant.  Kristin's drama teacher is too.  There must be something in the water!  I am glad I drink the filtered stuff!

I may have lied to a telemarketer the other night.  But that is okay right?  See first they asked for John Koogin.  By the way, if you are John Koogin please call these people.  Seriously...it's been 3 years now.  I told them it was the wrong number.  Without missing a beat they asked if they could speak to a homeowner.  I said no.  Well that part was true.  No they could not.  Because I didn't want to talk to them.

I also get calls from Asian people on my cell phone.  They don't even leave a messages in ENGLISH!  I wonder if these are the some people who leave ASIAN comments on my blog. 

I am ready for the weekend.  And yes, another holiday.  Sheesh.  Well we get to sleep in and not worry about homework.  I like sleeping in.  But I also like silence.  Silence truly IS golden!

What are your true confessions?

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13 comments:

Snuggle Wasteland said...

1. I just ate 4 mini donuts for breakfast/lunch.
2. I'll probably have some more before the day is over.
3. I lied to the dude at Firestone to avoid purchasing a service I can't afford.
4. I'm making my husband take the kids skiing on Sunday so I can have a GLORIOUS DAY OF PEACE (and chocolate).

Nicole said...

One summer in college, I made it my goal to annoy the crap out of telemarketers. And apparently the guy who had our phone number before us was Mexican and a lot of people (both English and Spanish speaking) are trying to get in touch with this guy. they call all hours of the night too....

Emmy said...

I get messages in Spanish like that-so annoying. We always got collection calls for some other person when we lived in AZ. Finally they figured out that the person gave them the wrong number.

Shell said...

That's not really a lie to the telemarketers. No one wants to talk to them.

I sound really young on the phone and used to be asked if my mother was home or if they could talk to my mother. I could always truthfully say NO. LMAO

mormonhermitmom said...

I got called by a telemarketer last night and the kids were very loud. I hung up during a particularly bloody scream.... :)

VandyJ said...

I once answered the phone for a telemarketer and they didn't know the phone had picked up. WE got to hear a very informative discussion of how many pennies you needed to hold in your mouth to fool a breathalyzer test. The conclusion was four. Now we just hand to phone to our two year old. Just as much fun.

MiMi said...

How do you do a partial crown?? weird!

Mamarazzi said...

growing experiences are always a good thing!

Debbie said...

I ask telemarketers for their credit card number and expiration date. When they ask why I tell them my time is valuable, they can talk to me for a $20 a minute or a flat fee of $100 for up to 10 minutes. Usually does the trick ;)

Rachel Murphy said...

Why is that telemarketers always call during dinner? I try to be nice but I give them two "No's" and then the mean me comes out... NO one likes the mean me ;)

Cherie said...

I am SO with you dentist vs. giving birth or getting my leg amputated = Not going to the dentist every time. OK OK that might have been a tad over the top with the leg and all but I really dislike going to the dentist!

My husband and I both have hard first and last names to pronounce - I can count on one finger the telemarketer who has every gotten either of our names right. If they call and pronounce the name wrong I just tell them no one by that name lives here. Which is totally the truth.

ModernMom said...

Oh I love your confessions:) I hate th Dentist so much I can barely type the word. I also would rather give birth then get any kind of work done. Truly!

My confession. Just ate a piece of bacon wrapped in a croissant and I am giong back for more!
Happy Sunday

Amy said...

:) You are helping your girls build character, right?
I hate the dentist, too. I may be in the same boat as you. Giving birth (even naturally) over going to the dentist. Yup.