Wednesday, March 21, 2012

DWTS Season 14--Starts of with BANG!

Season 14 is going to be amazing!  And that is all I have to say about that.  Let's get this party started!

 Derek and Maria 1-800-868-3401

Derek describes Maria's first dance steps as "Bambi like"....on ice.  She has an....interesting laugh. It borders on creepy.  You just have to hear it to truly appreciate it.  Maria will definitely have the male vote, while Derek will have the female vote. I see lots of potential here.  She just needs to step out of her shell, and she won't have to step far either.  She did good.

Len told her that nothing prepares you for the first dance, and that overall she coped very well. He said she needed a little more hip action but great stuff otherwise.
 Bruno said she was  curvaciously delicious, and that her timing was good.  He wants her to be softer on the hip work.  "Open the sex spot."
Carrie Ann told her she did a great job, but she wanted to see more confidence in her.
Scores
Carrie Ann:  7
Lren: 7
Bruno: 7
Total: 21

 Jack and Anna 1-800-868-3402




 Jack says he has a problem waiting, that he wants to be able to do it NOW!  This will lead to a lot of frustration in rehearsal.  Perfectionism is rough.  But it can be a driving force, because he can sing, he can act and he can dance.  Their Fox Trot is sweet!


Bruno said there was love in the air. And added that they danced beautifully.
Carrie Ann was very excited and said that they took her to a happy place.
Len said there was a lightness and feel good feeling about it, but that the technique was poor.  (Lots of booing here) "But the performance is good."
Scores:
Carrie Ann:  8
Len: 7
Bruno: 8
Total: 23

Don and Peta 1-800-868-3403

Peta says Don has the skinniest legs she has ever seen.  I have to  agree.  It doesn't matter though.  On the dance floor.  He can move.

Carrie Ann says he has charisma and charm. And that he kicked that cha's bootie--did she say humped? I mean I know I have hearing issues....but I swear I heard humped! "I can't wait to see you come back next week."
Len said his attitude was good, there was attack and flare, but that he lost his timing. 
Bruno called him a diamond in the rough.  "You were like a rooster.  The attitude is right, but you have to refine it."
Scores:
Carrie Ann:  7
Len: 7
Bruno: 7
Total: 21

Gavin and Karina 1-800-868-3404

Gavin is stepping out of his comfort zone by stepping away from the piano and onto the dance floor.  he says when Karina does it, it is dancing, when he does it, it looks like an injury.  They are dancing the Fox Trot. He's way better than he says he is.

Len tells him he did well with a difficult dance, that he was a little stiff lacked and he lacked fluidity. (Gees Len, who spit in your coffee?)

Bruno on the other hand felt it had a gentle quality quality and charm.  he just wanted Gavin to work on linking the movements.

Carrie Ann said he had great musical interpretation.  "The flow between music is nice; what is lacking is the arm extension."
Scores:
Carrie Ann:  7
Len:  6
Len: 7
Total: 20

Roshon and Chelsie 1-800-868-3405

Roshon has experience in freestyle and hip hop dance, but will this help him on the dance floor?  He is very much a young (boy) man.  I think Chelsie will train him up right.  He is very clumsy in rehearsal.  On the floor, he wows.  I look forward to seeing him doing the Waltz, and other more serious type dances.

Bruno exclaims that Roshon can go on and on! "Unbelievable!"

Carrie Ann told him that was the coolest spin she's seen in the Cha Cha in  all 14 seasons of Dancing with the Stars.

Len told him there is no question he can dance, that there was high performance, but low technique. He said there was too much hip hop not enough cha cha.  I have to agree with Len.  Roshon can definitely dance, but he has to change the style.

Scores:
CA: 8
Len: 7
Bruno: 8
Total: 23

Sherri and Val 1-800-868-3406

Sherri screams the first time she meets Val.  This is an idea of what she is like.  She is loud and wild.  The kind of gal you WANT to go shopping with and to lunch.  You know would die laughing.  Or at least pee yourself.    Their song is Sherry.  Really.  Despite that.  Their foxtrot is great.  And she is having a blast.  She is sooo happy!

Carrie Ann says it too, "You are the happiest contestant ever! I love watching you."  She says she goes from sassy to beautiful. 

Len said she brought the joy of dance into the ballroom.

Bruno said he could do sherry everyday of the week! He said that she moves very well, and that her timing was good.  "You light up the room!"

While receiving their scores, Sherri said that she apologized for everything she ever said on the View about the Stars on the show.  It is way harder than she thought.  And then she added, "I think I left a boob on the dance floor, if anybody finds it...."

Scores:
CA:  8
Len:  7
Bruno: 8
Total:  23

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Melissa and Maks 1-800-868-3407

After 16 years with Bruce Boxleitner, her marriage ended, she also suffered a broken back, and so she wanted to challenge herself. She must be a lot like her past character Laura Ingalls, as her partner is Maks  who is most definitely a challenge! During rehearsal she told him ,"There's no cha-cha on the prairie dude." I think Melissa will give Maks a run for his money!  For someone who once broke her back, she sure can move.

Len told her she needed more hip action, but that this was a very ambitious routine and that he thought she coped well.
Bruno said it was the Attack of Women in Black.  "You can grind it!"  But added that there was work to do.
Carrie Ann said she saw great potential, and great foot work. She noted that perhaps nerves were in the way and advised her  to be free and let it go.

Scores:
CA:  7
Len: 6
Bruno: 7
Total: 20

William and Cheryl 1-800-868-3408

First of all, Cheryl is in heaven. Second, all the girls hate her now.  When William sees his dance shoes he says "They look like my grandmother's shoes" in Spanish.  He is surprised at how hard it is.   The dance is the cha cha and it is very good.  His Latin blood flows very well throughout.

(Bruno this may be your best line yet)" Dancing with the Stars presents your hottest package of the season!"
Carrie Ann comes in with a close second: "I would like to thank ABC for my job!"  She tells him he can dance and that she likes the way he moves.
Len praised him for keeping the spirit of the Cha-Cha and keeping it in control.  "Well done."
Scores:
CA:  8
Len: 8
Bruno: 8
Total: 24

Martina and Tony 1-800-868-3409

Her biggest concern is not only wearing the high heels, but dancing in them.  She wants to overcome her insecurity.(Isn't amazing to think that people like this have insecurities???) Oh and she hasn't worn a dress in 20 years. They are dancing the Fox Trot.   It is clean and careful.Next week, she needs to step it up. 

Carrie Ann said she was so beautiful and refined.  She advised her to work on her turns.
Len said it was close but not quite there.  He said it was too careful. (Holy Mother I am agreeing with Len AGAIN!?) He went to say that in tennis you go for it.  "Go for it."
Bruno told her that she has never looked better. He called her stunning.  He wants her to extend her moves, and work on her footwork.
Scores:
CA:  7
Len: 6
Bruno: 7
Total: 20

 Katherine and Mark 1-800-868-3410

She is amazing singer.  She is absolutely adorable, and as she says she is way out of her comfort zone.  Their dance is beautiful, but at the end she looked like she was going to puke.  Don't worry Katherine.  You will be here a while!  Relax.  Breathe.....

Len told her she had wonderful musicality and that he loved the detail. He wanted her to remember to lift her rib cage.
Bruno called it exquisite and said that the quality was surreal.  He said that she is setting the bar so high she will have a lot to live up too.
Carrie Ann told her it got really quiet and it was because it was like watching two pros together.
Scores:
CA:  9
Len: 8
Bruno: 9
Total: 26

Gladys and Tristan

She attended every rehearsal the Pips ever had, despite that, they didn't let her dance.  Too bad, because she can dance.  And she will give her younger competitors a run for their money.  Besides, she's got Tristan as her partner.  I like him.

Bruno was very pleased. "You've got the moves!  You're a star!  A real one."

Carrie Ann told her it made her want to get up and dance.

Len said there was a naturalness about her dancing; that it wasn't forced.
Scores:
CA:  8
Len: 7
Bruno: 8
Total:  23

Jaleel and Kym

Jaleel White...you know Urkel...he says...if you want to win, you don't him!  Kym says he is a natural.  And wow, is he ever. Smooth.

Carrie Ann said he was icing on the cake.
Len said he loved watching the routine. "Best first show of any season!"
Bruno had the best compliment though: "I thought I was watching the great Gregory Hines!"  (Seriously!  I totally agree with this!)
Scores:
CA:  9
Len: 8
Bruno: 9
Total: 26

The dancers get another week to prove themselves worthy of staying on the show.  But holy cow!  Who do you choose!???

Tuesday, March 20, 2012

Gettin' Random

Dancing with the Stars started last night!  Wow!  I am excited about this season.  And that is all I am saying about that.  If you all didn't love my recaps so much, I would probably just not do it.  It's hard work yo!  And I do not get paid for it.  Too bad too.  That would be a sweet gig.

What is this?  It's my new addiction!!!  Thanks a lot Emmy!  hahaha.  But I also have many others hooked too.  It's called "Draw Something" and it is like Pictionary.  It's really fun.  If you have a smart phone.  You have to play it. Oh and that is an iPad.  I had to text my sister and ask her what the heck it was.  How do you draw that anyway?  Yeah we all cheat and text each other.  We don't want to break our streaks!  I've noticed though that once you hit 99 it stops counting!  What!?  It should move back to zero.  Kind of like a speedometer.

Did you ever run out of gas?  I mean literally run out of gas?  To the point where your car choked, sputtered and quit right there?  Mine did that yesterday.   I was dead on the spot.  In the high school parking lot.  I had my hood up, my hazards it was 30 minutes before anyone asked if we were okay.  I got a few dirty looks.  I had a brief scare when after 2 gallons was poured into the tank it still choked and sputtered and refused to start.  You naughty car.  Finally, it started.  All is well.  And now there is gas in the tank...much more than 2 gallons!

So today I am going to lay low, do laundry and hopefully get my DWTS recap completed before midnight!!!  Who knows.  Then again.  I never do anything easy...so we shall see.

Monday, March 19, 2012

And Your Point Is...?

You have no power here!

Friday my Twitter account was hacked.  For those of you who follow me, you might have received this message from me:

" Hey. somebody is saying bad stuff about you here"  and then a bogus link followed it.  Well I should have listened to my instinct and texted  my bestie Emmymom--cause she's got my back. She would have told me DON'T click that!!! I also know that Mimi's got my back too, but stupid Verizon didn't save her in my contact list--that's another story.  I digress.  I clicked the link!!!!  GAH!   Well that opened a can a worms and it sent those messages to many of you that follow me!  Well I am glad you checked with me first!!  See that is smart!  I had to change my password twice, and my email plus revoke privileges from Twitter.  It's finally under control.

I just have one question for the hackers.  What is their point?  No private information is available in my account.  I just don't understand it.  What is in it for them personally?

Friday, March 16, 2012

Escape....

I confess.....

I am going to Zumba--once again to escape my crazy life....I can not be the only the only person who does this.  If I am that is just sad.  But I am and that is that.

I confess...

I did not participate in PMM with Emmymom and Kmama yesterday because I felt ornery.  I was just thinking about the fact that kids do not listen.  They have fantastic hearing.  They just do not listen.  It's amazing how many times I have to tell them to do something.  And it's even more amazing that they are surprised and/or upset that they are getting yelled at when they haven't done what I've told them to do 5 or 6 times previously.

I confess....

I mutter under my breath "You suck!" every time I pass the Verizon Kiosk. Mostly because I am chicken to simply shout it.  Because let's face it, they do. 

I confess....

On days when I am cranky--kind of like today--I wish I took kick boxing.  It would relieve so much tension.  Can you imagine just kicking the snot out of something and burning calories too??  It would be a total win win.

I confess....

I am getting all excitedy for DWTS!!!  Yipppeee.  But I have to watch 5 shows before SUNDAY!!  Because I am so addicted to TV and I want to be all caught up by then!!  HA!  What a nerd.  Go ahead and say it.  I embrace my nerdiness.  Do you!?  We all have some form of nerdom....Hunger Games anyone? 

What do you have to confess of?  Link up with Mamarazzi today!

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Wednesday, March 14, 2012

Call Me A Dork...

Call me a dork, but I have been going crazy looking for my Monkees photo album for the past week.  I have pictures in it that I can not replace.  Memories of happy times.  Oh the stories I have!  And in some cases, a picture to back it up.  But not without that photo album!  I was going crazy.  I felt stupid, but I actually prayed that I would find the darned thing.  It took a couple more days of searching, but I finally it, plus another with even more photos in it!  Wow.  I was so happy.  I found treasures I had even forgotten about!  Treasures like this one...
That's right baby, he signed that one to me.  Me!  Yours truly.  I felt like Marcia Brady.  No he didn't take me to my prom.  I did run a fan club for all four of them for a few years from about 1988.  I ran it with a friend for about 2 years, and then on my own for another year or so.  It was then that I received this photo from Mr. Jones.  What a sweet treasure to find now!  I have many others.  Plus many happy memories.  Call me a dork if you must.  But this was awesome stuff to me.

Tuesday, March 13, 2012

Time For Random Silliness

I am ready for Spring.  It keeps giving us previews but then winter comes back and laughs at us.  But winter, I am over you.  I am ready to part ways. Besides, Daylight Savings has come so that means it really is time for you go.  So POOF!  Be gone!

Kristin is reading Odyssey.  Do you remember reading this?  She asked me to help her understand it.  It's funny, I really don't remember it very well from high school, but as I read it I was sure thinking well this is a good story.  And hearing it helped her understand. But I still have to ask, why do kids have to read this stuff?  Because we won't chose it as adults?  Why  not let them pick?  I guess to see and appreciate the different styles of writing. 

There was an accident this morning.  I didn't see it.  Rich was taking Kristin to school, and they saw the result of a very bad accident.  She said the kid on the stretcher looked familiar.  I guess her being late was a tender mercy.

I put 102 miles on my car in 3 days.  I am in it driving so much that I just don't want anything to do with driving.  I also did some math.  Some days I spend as much as 3 hours in the car.  Now that is just sick. 

I need a hair cut.  It's been at least six months since my last one.  I am thinking of doing something crazy....
Too bad it wouldn't make me look like her along with it!  Okay...I will be more realistic....how about Jamie Lee Curtis?  Same hairstyle.  But by the time I get around to getting a haircut I will probably chicken out. If I did do it, I would have to invest in new earrings. 

My mental list is huge.  I really should put it on paper.  And then prioritize it.  I might get something done that way.  Might.  Remember I spend I a lot of time in my car.  And when I am home.  I am either making dinner, doing homework or just plain sitting because I need to.  I need to win the lottery.  A maid and chauffeur would be awesome.

Monday, March 12, 2012

TSA-X-Ray Machines

I found this video on Facebook the other day.  You will have to turn the sound up...at least I did. 


Here is my take.  First of all, the images are questionable at best.  Is this what they really look like?  I haven't traveled since they brought these out.  I am kind of geeky.  I think it would be cool.  Kind of like new age, and super spy.  But it's kind of hard to be a super spy in an airport full of people who have to do the exact same thing.  It's also even harder when we are being told our rights as American citizens are being taken away from us.  And this is where I get my panties in a wad.

After 9/11, Rich was transferred to Washington DC.  He was part of Homeland Security.  And later was part of the Terrorist Screening Center.  We lived on a military base which was guarded by MP's who had arms the size of tree trunks and carried weapons.  They did random inspections of vehicles and if your car wasn't properly stickered or you didn't have your ID you got inspected.  I didn't protest.  I didn't feel my rights were taken away.  I felt safe.  I felt sheltered in my little world.  I brought them popsicles in the summer and hot chocolate in the winter.  

When we were asked to take off our shoes, dump our belongings in bins(at the airports), and all that pain in the butt stuff did I gripe?  No.  I got panicky that I wasn't doing it fast enough for the people behind me. And I worried that I didn't do it the right way.  But again, I felt safe.    My rights?  I have a right to feel safe when I travel.  

The X-ray machine and pat-downs.  I have done neither.  However, the x-ray machine is, as I understand it a random thing right now.  My BF got picked coming and going!  Just her luck.  Mine would be the same.  I would have to do it.  I have already been X-rayed so many times in my life that I am surprised I don't glow in the dark.  I don't think my rights are being taken away because I have a right to feel safe when I travel.  

When Rich made Chief he flew from DC to CA.  He was in CA for a month. His plane tickets back somehow got messed up and had to be changed on the same day. Well, that puts up red flags.  And of course he knew this.  He was pulled out, and his bags were inspected and it took him forever to get checked in to fly back home.  Did he pull rank?  Come on he worked for TSC at the time!  No.  Did he yell about his rights? No.  In fact, when they saw his ID they began apologizing.  He told them to do their job. 

As for pat downs, my mom has to be wanded and patted down by a female security guard.  She has two full knee replacements.  They are metal.  She sets off the security alarms at stores.  The guards have always been very gracious and kind with her.  

I do not feel am losing my rights.  I do feel  I have the right to be safe when I  travel.  I do not lay blame on the TSA for "making" me go through that X-ray machine.  I lay the blame where it belongs.  The blame is on the terrorists.  The ones who plotted against our country.    

What  do you think?  Are our rights being squelched, or do we have the right to feel safe?