I do not know left from right. It's true. Yesterday, Little Middle came to me complaining that her side hurt. Like bad. She was on the verge of tears. I was looking at her holding her side. It was MY right. I registered it as HER right. I pressed on her belly--yeah cause I went to medical school--and she cried. No fever. No tummy ache. But man, she was hurting. I took her to Urgent Care as opposed to the ER. I HATE the ER. It's too crowded and too germie. I have to be dying to go there. And well, so do my kids. Urgent care is a step up. We were only there an hour. Nice! It was there, I realized it was her LEFT side not her RIGHT. Guess what? She needed to poop. The doctor said she was very impacted and the intestine felt inflamed. Well I thought I felt something...I guess I just learned something. There is also no vital organs on that side. It's just your large intestine, colon and rectum. I know I said it's not a poop story...and it's not.
When I got home from taking the girls to school, I was so tired. I was wiped out. I told Ryan(he has PM Kindergarten) that Mama needed to rest. I laid down on the couch to
sleep rest while he watched TV. He wanted a snack, and I asked him what he wanted. "Chocolate Chips" was his answer. I said, "No, you need a healthy snack. Okay bring them to me and get a bowl." This is confessional. I let him have chocolate chips. The boy brings me the chips and a tupperware wannabe that holds like 4 quarts! So I put two handfuls and he happily sits with his healthy snack. Instead of telling him to put those chocolate chips away, I held onto them. I also fell asleep. Well some of those chocolate chips fell out and melted onto the back of my shirt. I didn't know this. At least not until I was at Wal-Mart with my mom who asked what in the world was on my shirt.
Looks pretty nasty! But it's really chocolate. Needless to say I bought me a new shirt and changed!
I have guilt issues. I haven't had a chance to respond to many (if any) comments on yesterday's post. And I haven't read hardly any blogs today. I haven't been home much today. And yet, I feel bad. Like I am being rude or something. So if you haven't heard from me yet, you will. I am working on it.
I think that is all. At least for this week. I need to save material for next week!