It wasn't me, it was the one-armed man! I'm innocent see! I was framed see! What is it that I am not guilty of? Well....let's see...
I am not guilty of writing two checks before the money was there. It's been years since it was that close. But that's okay because really it didn't happen.
I am not guilty of letting my children stay up a little later than usual because I am too lazy to go upstairs and put them to bed.
I am not guilty of letting my my (almost) 10 year old put the boy to bed for the same reason.
I am not guilty of reading blogs instead of doing laundry or anything that resembles housework.
I am not guilty of ignoring my kids because I never do that anyway.
I can neither confirm nor deny any of the above statements. I have no further comments at this time, and I will not be taking questions.
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