A Heartfelt Thanks
(image from Google, but yep this is their house) Dear Neighbor, I want to take this opportunity to thank you for your genuine concern for me and my family. It was so sweet of you to take note of the condition of our yard, the brown spots. It was also so very kind of you to notice the fence being in need of repairs. Then there was the issue of the Christmas lights, I do like to use them as added light for my porch, but you didn't know that. How thoughtful it was of you to come to us and offer to help with these pressing matters. But wait a second....you didn't. Instead, you whined and cried to the city who then proceeded to put a warning citation on our door with a 30 day notice to comply. Three mentions of Christmas lights, which truthfully can't really be seen, and were listed as what did you call it, "A public nuisance." To make sure the lights were made note of they were on the citation not once, not twice, but THREE times....