It wasn't me, it was the one-armed man! I'm innocent see! I was framed see! What is it that I am not guilty of? Well....let's see...
I am not guilty of writing two checks before the money was there. It's been years since it was that close. But that's okay because really it didn't happen.
I am not guilty of letting my children stay up a little later than usual because I am too lazy to go upstairs and put them to bed.
I am not guilty of letting my my (almost) 10 year old put the boy to bed for the same reason.
I am not guilty of reading blogs instead of doing laundry or anything that resembles housework.
I am not guilty of ignoring my kids because I never do that anyway.
I can neither confirm nor deny any of the above statements. I have no further comments at this time, and I will not be taking questions.
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14 comments:
You are absolved of all of the above.
LMAO!! Im not guilty of them things either then.. can i blame it on the one armed man too?
Denial= an ironic confessional= very entertaining reading material. :)
Yes, yes, yes that is what I could answer to many of those... though I don't have a ten year old to do my dirty work for me yet :)
What? I didn't hear anything. This conversation never took place.
Holy cow! I thought I was reading my own blog! I NEVER do any of those things either...excepts the 9 year old putting kids to bed..I might have to NEVER try that sometime!
Confession accepted. Your penance is 3 glasses of wine and a shot of tequila.
I really like your blog! I'm a new author and have enjoyed this new experience. I find that it's the most difficult and most rewarding. I'm also a graphic designer and love having that creative outlet as well.
Thanks for your post! I will be back for more updates. :-)
Melissa Nielsen
frommysomewhatseriousmind.blogspot.com www.printhis.biz
I think I am guilty of all the same things.
You are forgiven for nothing, because none of it happened. ;)
LMAO. Glad to hear it didn't happen!
-Buffi
My Wonderfully Dysfunctional Blog
I know nothing! hearing Colonel Klink's voice...
I'm not guilty of any of those things that never took place either. lol
LOL, I am not guilty of eating ice cream for dinner :)
Whew...cause I was worried there for a minute. You'd sound a whole lot like the rest of us if these were true ;)
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