I'm turning in to an old lady :( Send HELP!! Honey if you're old, I'm the crypt keeper!
Im totally not bowling with Brad Pitt right now. Stupid internet rumors. Sure, then who was that I saw you with you then??
Crunch Berries should be filled with a delicious and soothing berry lotion specifically designed to repair roof-of-mouth damage. I think all Cap't Crunch should come with a warning label. "Made with sand paper."
Nothing puts me in the Thanksgiving spirit like Christmas Music "It's beginning to look a lot like....Thanksgiving."
Mmmmm Taco Bell sounds good? What is WRONG with me!?! "Possessed? Pregnant? Psycho?" One of those.
How are you Sponge Bob? :) This was posted on the wall of one my BFF's it's one of her nicknames. She has several.
Will someone please come upgrade the OS on my Mac? I lack the bandwidth
and the will. Never mind, I'd have to put on clean clothes. That reminds me, I need to do laundry.
The longer I teach first grade, the more I realize that EVERY first grader picks their nose. Ryan totally denies this fact, though his sister ratted him out.
I got dressed like my children today... I put my shirt on backwards. I so want to do this now!
Now there is a parenting tip : if our kids wake us before 8am on the weekends they get to pick dog poop up from the yard.I almost want a dog now. But not really.
They say that spontaneity is the spice of life but I don't see it on the shelf so I'm going with Paprika. I think I will go with garlic.
Now it is your turn to copy and paste status updates and tweets, and auto corrects! Sure why not. Remember no names. We must protect the guilty...I mean innocent. Then link up with me and Emmy!