Thursday, May 19, 2011

Gluttony and Vanity

It's Friday, and you know what that means, right?  What?  You don't?  Well, then let me explain.  Every Friday these two great ladies, Glamazon and Mamarazzi, host Friday Confessional.  You get to share your dirtiest laundry and your juiciest secrets...all about yourself of course.

I Confess...

I am a totally vain woman.  I got my hair cut on Saturday.  I was long long overdue.  She did a weird swooping thing with my bangs and crown.  Didn't like it, but I wanted a picture to share.  I snapped a picture with my phone and then I saw it.  My NECK!  Holy cow!  My neck looked like it was a hundred years old.  I couldn't hit delete fast enough.  No wonder older ladies wear high collars and big chunky necklaces.  Sheesh!  As for my hair, well it didn't like the look either.  Less than 2 hours after I got it done, it settled into its own comfortable places.  Even my hair is vain!

I confess...

Yesterday Emily came to the car after school with a dipstick candy package.  Remember those?  It was just one flavor.  When I was a kid, there were two.  Grape was one of them.  Gross!  I probably liked it then.  Anysugar, she ate about half and didn't even bother to eat up the dipping stick.  I ate the sugar mess and the stick.  It was blueberry something apple.  The powder was blue, but it made your tongue and teeth green.

I Confess....

I only walked once this week.  And I will not be going to Zumba today.  Too much end of year activity going on.  But the problem I am having is I want to eat.  And eating I am.  I bought lots of fruit today to hopefully help me stay in check.

I Confess...

I have laundry sitting in the dryer.  Instead of taking it out and folding and dare I say it...putting it away...I am simply pulling out things as I need them.  Wrinkles?  Oh no, it's okay cause it's unmentionables.  Nobody sees that stuff anyway.  But for me, that is really nothing new.

I Confess...

I want to be able to eat whatever and however much I want and not gain any weight.  Who doesn't right?  Have you ever heard of or played the game:  Would You Rather?  The question was:  Would you rather have an extra year of life(with parties and friends and something else) or an endless supply of Nutella.  I totally picked Nutella. I don't really remember much about the other choice.  I was too busy thinking about the Nutella.

And now you're thinking about it too.  Go on admit it.  Confess!  Link up and play along.


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9 comments:

Emmy said...

You know, I don't know if I have ever actually eaten nutella-I think I may have to remedy that stat!
I missed our walking on Wednesday-that means I am going to have to run again. But I did do Zumba! But not yesterday, so that means I have to do it today and tomorrow and go running! Ugh these goals are going to make me work hard or make me end up poor.

Nicole said...

Um... I think I have wash sitting in the washer and it has been all week. Can we say ewww!

Bex said...

I am totally thinking about nutella right now...or more specifically crepes with nutella and bananas. MMMMMM Nutella.

Nikki said...

lol it is a totally wonderful thing to get your hair cut! I say enjoy it, I'm sure you looked beautiful! I remember those dippy sticks, we used to eat them. Now I can't imagine eating all that sugar, I think I'd end up running around like a manaic lol.
ps I LOVE Nutella!!!! I don't know which I'd choose...that is a thought to think over a glass of wine lol:)

mormonhermitmom said...

You HAD to mention Nutella?!

Did I mention the clean clothes that are all over my bed and I haven't even had the energy to tell my kids to sort it out?

MiMi said...

I saw a picture yesterday of a chocolate chip cookie sandwich with nutella in the middle. YUM!!!!!!

Mama Zen said...

I consider the dryer my second lingerie drawer!

Christina Lee said...

Um.. i confess that I eat Nutella everyday with bananas or apples---holy YUM!

Cheeseboy said...

Ha ha! The Nutella bit totally cracked me up.