Tuesday, March 8, 2011

The Status Quote

R bought Reduced Fat Oreos. Reduced Fat. Oreos. Really? What's the point? There are certain food items that just need to be bad.  Oreos is right near the top of the list.
If men are so competent, how come you always see signs reading DANGER - MEN WORKING? :) Oh the possibilities here are endless.
If I was to need an alibi, whose got my back?  I will also help you hide the body.
One of my coworkers talks to me in a dog voice.  Ummmm..it does not make me wag, sit up, or bark.  It's annoying, and why is she doing it!?  STOP! Maybe she/he has a Scooby-Doo complex.
I hope the next Middle East dictator to step down is Yo Gabba Gabba.  That would be awesome, because then the whole world would plot his demise.
I couldn't make this up if I tried. This morning on the way to work there was a herse in the HOV lane (2 or more occupants). There was only the driver and a casket in the back. Was he using the lane legally? Are there stipulations that the passenger must be breathing?  Maybe he just drives around with a hearse. 
My favorite thing today was a teenage kid saying to his friends "Let's just cross now if we get hit we get hit." then walking into oncoming traffic. Bahahaha So good to know kids today have such care free attitude.
My daughter moments ago: "When you die, can I have all of your stuff?" BHAHAHAHAHA.  Oh this one is probably my favorite.
Mini-vans are often referred to as "the sweatpants of the automotive
world. They're comfortable, roomy and practical, but you don't really want
to be seen them." (stolen from "fans of being a mom FB page) I don't care if it is stolen...it's spot on! 
Omg I tried to fix the toilet ( yes me!!) my kids put toooooo much toilet paper... I tried to fixed it and I made the biggest mistake... I flush it... I run out as fast as I could.... It was overwhelming...thank God for newspaper. I like running, but not chase by toilet #%%# Okay I think toilets are plotting some sort of hostile take over because mine did the exact same thing, except I was not prepared for it to happen.  It was a sneak attack!
What are your friends saying? 


MiMi said...

Reduced fat Oreos. Seriously. What IS the point?

Christina Lee said...

Absolutely agree about those oreos, and DOH! to those teens (but SO makes sense...NOW!)

mormonhermitmom said...

Darn toilets. I think they are organizing.

Semi-Slacker Mom said...

I recognize one of those.

blueviolet said...

I actually like those reduced fat oreos! LOL

Love the one about sweatpants and mini-vans!

Emmy said...

Lol! Great ones, yes that minivan one is too funny

Joy@TPMG said...

Those are so funny. I love the one about the minivans e specially since we have to get one now. Reduced Fat Oreos remind me of my husband ordering a diet coke with his cheeseburger.

Nicole said...

I agree with the mini-van thing 110%.

Amy said...

HA! Danger: Men at work. I love that. it makes ms laugh. Some people are so funny. And the minivan had me rolling.

Kellie said...

This is such a great meme. You're a freaking genius. I'm collecting to play next time.