Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Little Miss Muffet....

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It's been unusually warm here in California.  So warm it's almost like summer. This picture taken by my sister was taken Saturday.  It was almost 80 that day.  Today it was 84.  I promise this is not normal!!  That being said, we certainly did not spend the day indoors.  See if we did spend the day indoors on a day like this, then you would have just cause to hate!  But since we got out there, you can only turn into the green eyed monster.  

We went to the park with Emmy and her kids.  It was a gorgeous day.  The kids were off playing.  The baby was asleep, and we were happily chatting.  And that is when I felt something tickling on my chest.  I thought maybe my necklace had slipped a little.  Nope.  Still there.  Oh well...back into the conversation.   And then another little tickle.  Okay now I am looking down.  Nope...it didn't fall in there and get lost.  And back to the conversation at hand.  And then another tickle.  What the what!?  I look again, and then I see it.  A spider in my freaking cleavage!  So I did what any other classy woman would do.  I tried to fish that sucker out!  That little booger crawled deeper in!   So now what did CA Girl do?  Well, without completely exposing myself, I mean I am in public after all, I pulled my shirt forward and shook that stinker out!  And if you recall from my VLOG,  spiders and other critters who enter my home are called: DEAD!  Well that also goes for critters sneaking around my person! I smashed that nasty as soon as HE hit the ground.  How do I know it was a boy?  Well of course it was a boy!  

What would you have done?

 
 

14 comments:

Emmy said...

Screamed and freaked out a lot more than you did. You were a rockstar!

Rachel said...

YIKES!! Sounds horrible! I definitely would have been freaking out.

And your weather? Crazy . . . even a little too hot for me. I'm so used to 17 degrees that I think I would die if it was in the 80s today.

Nicole said...

I would have shook it out too... from there... who knows.

mormonhermitmom said...

LOL! Yeah, freaking out and killing the offender somehow are mandatory in that situation. And then shivers after it was all over.

It's your fault you know....that hot bod of yours ;)

Linda Medrano said...

I don't kill spiders or any critters except mosquitoes. In fact, I like spiders. They are very "Charlotte" to me.

I used to be terrified of spiders until I made my husband kill a huge spider at his mom's house in Phoenix. Turns out it was their "pet" spider and they had him for many years. Guilt trip, much?

MiMi said...

This has happened to me before but it was on my FACE. I kept brushing it off and finally went to look in the mirror. I was so freaked out that I walked all the way to the mirror with that thing on my face!!! I SCREAMED. LOUDLY.

Christina Lee said...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! Jumped up and ran around like a lunatic! How "lady-like" of you!

Mamarazzi said...

i would have stripped...forgetting i was in public.

spiders..ew!

blueviolet said...

I would have danced around screaming like a mad woman!

Cherie said...

Are you Freakin' kidding me! I would have screamed and then passed out!! Oh my gosh - I have the heebie jeebies just reading about it!

Holly said...

LOVE sunny and warm "winter" days! I would have smashed the spider too...I probably would have reached in and snatched him!

Aubrey S. said...

I would have flipped out. He would have still wound up dead, but it's probable that I would have had a near heart attack.

Jenny said...

I would have totally ripped my shirt off. Yikes! Spiders are crazy icky.

Amy said...

Blegh! I hate that. But I guess it comes with the weather so I am not too sorry it happened to you. I would gladly trade a spider down the blouse for a day even in the mid 50s! Jealous much? Why yes I do!

:) Glad it wasn't anything worse, you didn't get bit, and you were able to get it out.