Friday, January 21, 2011

Confessions of a CA Girl

I must confess.  After all it is Friday and confession is good for the soul!


I am going to Zumba this morning.  I really like it.  I hope it lightens my mood.  I am feeling gloomy.  No reason to BE gloomy.  I just am.  I mean come on the sun is shinning!  It will top out at about 70 today.  What do I have to be gloomy about???  I don't know either but it has to stop.  Now.
My kids drive me crazy.  There I said it.  I know it is their job to do that.  I just try not turn into go completely pyscho on them.  After all one day they will be choosing which home to leave put me in.  It would be one thing if they took turns making me crazy, but I think they plot against me when I am not listening.  Like they must tag team some how.  I wonder if I could learn their signals.  You know like the signals they use in baseball.  Does anyone know those?  I don't.

 My house is still a mess.  Every time I make a little headway the mess comes back tenfold.  Why is that?  And how do the bathrooms get so messy?  I mean I clean them.  They look good and then one day it's like an explosion went off in them.  Problem is nobody in this house likes to clean.

I am thinking of creating a schedule for myself.  I am staying up way too late.  I am no longer 18 without kids.  I don't get to sleep til noon.  Well I suppose I could if I wanted to, but I am sure I would pay dearly for it.

Sometimes I wish I had magical powers like Samantha Stephens.  Don't tell me you haven't thought about that.  Twitch your nose, snap your fingers and poof!  She could freeze people, cast a spell (though she rarely did--that was Endora's job!) and disappear when she was angry.  She once zapped Darrin to the couch during a fight.  Imagine that power!

See, confession is good for the soul!  Have a fabulous weekend!


MiMi said...

I wish I had magical powers too! Other than clearing a room. With my HUMOR, people. HUMOR. lol

Emmy said...

Oh yes I have tried snapping my fingers so many times to make things clean themselves and it never works!! Sorry you are feeling down :(. Hope Zumba helps today

mormonhermitmom said...

It's a worldwide child conspiracy, that's what it is. But everyone calls me a nutcase when I say that, so that's just between you and me.

Nicole said...

ah, to be Samantha... poor Darrin... LOL

Rachel Murphy said...

I wish I had a magical powers too. How wonderful would it be that you and the hubby are having a fight and all of sudden he is standing in front of the couch! then magically there is his pillow and blanket! LOVE IT!!! Or an old girlfriend starts making the moves on your guy and *twinkle the nose* and she doesn't know what hit her! What power that woman has!

Aubrey S. said...

I would love to have magical least enough to get the damn laundry done without having to fold anything.

Have a good weekend. Don't let those kids drive you too crazy.

Cherie said...

I have always wished I was Bewitched...well accept when I was a little girl and I wanted to be Tabitha ;-D

Mamarazzi said...

oh if i could just snap my fingers and have a clean house all would be well with the world!

for real!

Sara Richins said...

Magic would be awesome! My house would be clean and I would be pretty all the time! LOL!

Amy said...

I don't get it. I go to bed with a clean house and wake up to a tornado zone. Really! Or if I leave the house for an hour or two, and the house is clean, and my hubby is home with the kids, I come home to a complete disaster. Why do these houses grow messes?!?
I agree with kids and tag teaming. They really do try to make you crazy.

Love your confessions! And so jealous of your weather. Send your kids outside, and sit down with a book in the middle of the mess and pretend it isn't there.

Linda Medrano said...

Come on Sunshine! It's not that bad. Zumba will help! Being a SAHM is no easy task. I don't know how you do it. I couldn't wait to go back to work and get away from the no-neck monsters called my kids.

Christina Lee said...

I'm going cuckoo right there with you!

I'd always wondered about Zumba...hmmm!