When does my baby decide to poop? When I am putting him in his carseat to go pick up his brother and sister of course!
  
Can someone tell my daughter that when the lights go out it means stop making noise and I would love to see your sweet face in 8 hours, not 8 mins.
  
You're only young once. After that, you need some other excuse for acting like an idiot.

Today that screaming kid at the store was mine.  My apologies.
I just hiccuped, and oddly enough, it sounded like an angry gorilla.
Yay for late mornings...just wish I'd been doing something more fun than sitting on the side of the interstate with a flat tire.
Only 1/2 a day off this week. Coulda cleaned house, but WAY more fun to play Barbies with my girl!
ewwww I just had a toe squishing experience with the biggest toad!
 

 



Comments

Emmy said…
I recognize two of those :). That is a good idea, much more entertaining than just my own.
August 24, 2010 at 7:22 AM
Nicole said…
LOL these are funny! I like the car interstate one. that one should be on that site - fml.com:)
August 24, 2010 at 8:26 AM
Linda Medrano said…
My daughter in law set me up a facebook page. I only peak at it about once or twice a month. I miss the point of it I think. And who are these people? I don't know half of them.
August 24, 2010 at 9:58 AM
jen said…
I am a staunch "No Facebook" gal. See how much longer I can hold out.
August 24, 2010 at 10:00 AM
Shelley said…
That's a great idea!! I think I will do that too sometime!
August 24, 2010 at 11:28 AM
Liz Mays said…
That was fun! I love my daughter's FB updates!
August 24, 2010 at 6:16 PM
Rachel Sue said…
I like it. You should keep it up!
August 24, 2010 at 8:33 PM
CB said…
You have the cutest blog here! I've come over from another blog to say "Hi".
I am your newest follower!
This was hilarious!
August 24, 2010 at 8:56 PM
Cheeseboy said…
What a great idea. I loved this post. I want to befriend whomever the posts were from... was it you?

I'm saving my favorite posts and I will do a post hopefully soon on them. This was a great idea.
August 24, 2010 at 9:52 PM
Christina Lee said…
Awesome--I may have to steal that idea!
August 25, 2010 at 6:32 AM
Sarah @ Sugar Bananas said…
I can definitely relate to the 8hrs - not 8 mins ordeal! These are so cute. Thanks for posting :)
August 25, 2010 at 2:45 PM
Holly Lefevre said…
h you need to be my FB friend. I have lots of mother of the year status updates.
August 27, 2010 at 1:39 PM
Shell said…
Oh, this is so fun!
August 31, 2010 at 4:00 PM
Joy@TPMG said…
This is an awesome idea and oh so funny:)
August 31, 2010 at 8:33 PM
KK said…
Well that's what I do when I can't think of anything else to blog about ;)
September 3, 2010 at 9:24 PM
Anonymous said…
That's a good idea. I need to remember this...
September 7, 2010 at 6:11 PM
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