My husband has been kneading and massaging fondant for the past hour. I wish he would spend that much time on me. Ha! Would he keep it as JUST the massage?
When you have small children or just regular children, you shouldn't be surprised by anything. Just after reading this one, Rich got up from the couch with a straw wrapper stuck to his butt.
The Chipmunks singing Justin Bieber songs: this is what my children are torturing me with right now. Send earplugs please. Proof that the devil exists.
Look people, it's "Footloose", not "Footlose"! Unless, of course, you are referring to the 1985 film in which Kevin Bacon gets gangrene.
Mow her down girl!
Daily fishy joke: What side of the fish has the most scales??