The Status Quote

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Please save The Status Quote!!!  It's the monthly meme hosted by myself and Emmy.  You know, the one where you collect the funny, odd and random posts and tweets from Facebook and Twitter or heck any other social network you happen to be a part of!  Just cut and paste them and save them.  It's probably the easiest post ever.  Add some commentary and viola you have a fabulous post!  The linky stays open for a week.  So you have time to participate yet!  Let's get started!
 
My husband has been kneading and massaging fondant for the past hour. I wish he would spend that much time on me. Ha!  Would he keep it as JUST the massage?

Is it wrong to walk up to someone wearing an eye patch and ask, "Was it all fun and games up to that point?" I wish I lived close to her still!

When you have small children or just regular children, you shouldn't be surprised by anything.  Just after reading this one, Rich got up from the couch with a straw wrapper stuck to his butt.

The Chipmunks singing Justin Bieber songs: this is what my children are torturing me with right now. Send earplugs please.  Proof that the devil exists.

Look people, it's "Footloose", not "Footlose"! Unless, of course, you are referring to the 1985 film in which Kevin Bacon gets gangrene.  Okay I admit it, I had to read this one twice before I caught it.  Thank you, teacher.

I think that a perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. Spoken like an actual parent.

High performance female at work. Please...just get out the way!! Mow her down girl!

Daily fishy joke: What side of the fish has the most scales?? 
The OUTSIDE  I bet her kid's got a million of 'em!  hahahaha!

See how fun it is!??  Use texts too.  You know...that darn auto correct.  It counts.   Take out names and locations to protect the guilty innocent.  Have fun adding comments and then link up.

 

Comments

Emmy said…
Love the parent one! Everyone is an expert until they actually have kids :). You found some good ones.
October 11, 2011 at 8:37 AM
mormonhermitmom said…
Chipmunks singing Bieber? Time for the varmint gun!
October 11, 2011 at 10:03 AM
Grumpy Grateful Mom said…
Oh, I have endured the Chipmunk Bieber music one too many times. It is now banned, until my daughter whines enough.
October 11, 2011 at 10:47 AM
Christina Lee said…
This one made me LOL: Is it wrong to walk up to someone wearing an eye patch and ask, "Was it all fun and games up to that point?"
October 11, 2011 at 11:17 AM
Nicole said…
I loved the one about the eye patch. I shared it :) And mine must not be funny for ya... LOL :)
October 11, 2011 at 11:52 AM
Liz Mays said…
The one about the eye patch kills me!
October 11, 2011 at 3:40 PM
Macey said…
That fishy one looks familiar! :)
I love the eye patch one!!
October 11, 2011 at 5:56 PM
Shell said…
OMG. The eyepatch one! I need to go share this with Hubs. He will want to use it!
October 11, 2011 at 6:07 PM
Amy said…
Hahahaha! I love reading these. The eye patch? That is on the verge of cruel hilarity.
October 13, 2011 at 7:13 PM
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