Friday, April 23, 2010

I Can Not Tell A Lie

It is Friday and I am happy!  I am happy because this means I get to unload some heavy burdens on my blog.  Okay I can not tell a lie.  I am happy it is Friday because it means there is no homework.  I am happy it is Friday because it means I get to sleep in the next day.  And I am happy it is Friday because I get to play along with Glamazon!  Just click on her button if you would like to play.




I love these meme's.  By the end of the week, I am usually too lazy tired to think of anything.  So I love these meme's to help me along when I need it.  I also love to ride on other people's coattails.  It's true.  If I see I good idea I run with it.  I won't steal it though.  That's not how I roll.  Besides, I can not lie.  At all.  So, if you ever kill anyone and need help hiding the body and you know, an alibi.  Don't ask me.  I would crack.  It's better if I don't know. 

My daughter dared me to confess this next one:  When I was 5, I was babysat by a dear sweet lady.  Her name was Dacy.  I still remember her.  She was nice.  I wasn't her only charge.  She had others.  One "other" was a boy.  He was my age, maybe older.  He was bigger than me.  He was mean.  One day he knocked me down.  "Oh no you didn't!"  I jumped right back up and punched him in the nose.  Oh yes I did!  And I bloodied it too.  Did I get in trouble?  Nope.  Did he ever push me again, not that I recall.  Don't mess with this girl.  I bite.  It's true.  Ask my mom.

I hate clutter.  To see my house, you wouldn't know it.  I am not a hoarder.  I am just a bad housekeeper with way too many piles of stuff.  I have started many times clearing it away.  It's kind of like dieting.  You just go back to your old ways.

I want to go Universal Studios, Florida.  I want to go there to see the new Harry Potter section.  There I said it. 

Come and play...what are you hiding?

13 comments:

Emmy said...

You go girl!! Knock that sucker down :) Sometimes it is the only way those mean ones will learn.

Richard said...

Another reason why I try to be nice to my lovely wife, cause if I don't she will beat me up! Love Ya, dear.

Kellie said...

Love it! A month ago I would have had no idea what you were saying when you used the word 'meme', but I've since read 'Virus of the Mind'. And, yeah, slow people like me have to read the whole book before we really get the concept. Please don't hit me, I'll be quiet now.

mormonhermitmom said...

Yeah I'd like to see Hogwarts too. MAybe someday.

Clutter? My daughters could beat you anyday. I am soooooo tempted to just go in there during school and,,,,and....argh! but there would be so much DRAMA! so I don't.

zombies man... zombies. said...

That's too funny.
When I was in 3rd grade I got kissed by a boy on the play ground and I broke his nose. Oops! haha

Stacy said...

Funny story!! I always tell my kids to punch in the nose if they have to smack someone. I also have piles of things here and there. You know sometimes it takes way too much energy to actually walk it to where it goes.

Janiece said...

heheeee
I am a firm believer you have to "back up your feelings".

My husband said he has been cleaning...some of "my" areas of the house while I have been gone...
OH NO!!! Those PILES are very organized! When I go home I will not be able to find anything.
Thanks for sharing your story.

Laura Lynn said...

Take matters into your own hands - way to go. I'll go with you to see Harry Potter @Universal!
I hate clutter too but it looks like I LOVE it. I need to get it under control!

Serline said...

I'm a clutter killer. And I don't stop with my own clutter. My hubby, and many friends and relatives, have all "benefited" from my "skills", although most end up "losing" something as a result of my clearing exercise...

Kekster's Palace said...

YEA MOMMY ok u did ur dare now play school with us

KK said...

Oh dear, let's see...I record everything on Discover Health. I let Carly lick the plates before I put them in the dishwasher.

Holly said...

Really, are you sure we are not the same person? I punched my cousin through a screen door for messing with me when we were 4. I love my piles...but am not a hoarder (yet?) and I so want to go to see Harry Potter section...and I have not read the books!

Christina Lee said...

LOVE that story--that's right, bully, take THAT!