After a leave of absence we are back by semi-popular demand! You remember the game. Find your funniest status updates that your friends and families posted and share them here. To protect the guilty or innocent please omit names and cities. :) Then simply link up with myself or Emmy!
Dear customer service,
I should begin by telling you that I am typing this with my middle finger...I can think of a school or two I need to middle finger type too.
2 days back at work and im already daydreaming about punching people in the face. Obviously my vacation wasnt long enough lol. Do not get on her bad side. Seriously.
I have independently decided that Pluto is still a planet. Astrophysicists (except the one I know personally) be damned. Thank you Pluto for being there for us all these years. Three cheers for Pluto!!!
Wine Tasting tip #113: if your limo driver decides to pee on the winery building we will hate him. And you know what? By association we'll have a pretty hard time liking YOU! Yeah, that's pretty nasty.
Flip flop tan marks. Classy!
It's a good look, no?
My son stuck some cardboard into a fan and turned it on. It's snowing cardboard around here! Sounds like it is never boring at your house. :)
I'm doing EVERY little thing I can to avoid housework. Refresh my email 477 times: check. Look at FB 345 times: check. Watched a movie: check. Coffee: check. Alas. For whom the bell tolls or dusting calls out: check. UGH. Note to self...be sure and fill this friends email box!!! I am good at that! :D