Friday, August 26, 2011

And That's The Truth...Pbbbbbttt

Do you know who "Edith Ann" is?  It's okay if you don't.  I won't hate you too much.  She is a character once played and created by Lily Tomlin.  A little girl.  She was on the show Laugh-In.  What?  Oh for heaven-sakes!  Go look it up on You Tube!   I will wait.

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I just thought it was a funny way to lead into this week's confessions with Mamarazzi!  

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I  confess...

I have been play acting like a car mechanic.  I pop the hood of my car and stare at the engine.  I know where the coolant lives.  I know where the fuses hang out.  They have a nice place actually.  My hands even get dirty.  It makes me feel all bad!  Too bad that's all I can do.  I wish I could do more.  I can wash my hands.  Wouldn't it be cool to do it yourself???  

I confess...

Little middle is turning into a teenager complete with eye rolling.  One of us is going down.  A new reality show on MTV.  Teenage Smackdown!  Oh wait, that's Jerry Springer.  Seriously though, she is already got the eye rolling, the sass, the fits, you name it.  And teen isn't even her age number yet!  I was a sassy kid, I admit it.  But this kid crosses the line...heck she has gone beyond it and is shaking her booty at it. Me?  I pushed, but never crossed.  

I confess...

I am easily amused.  I have an app my phone called FOODUCATE it's free for the iPhone and the droid.  You scan your food product and it grades your food.  So for fun my mom and I were grading the so called "health food bars." Most of them got C's due to over processing.  It's interesting.  Candy bars get the same grade as those health bars.  Go for the candy bar.  I know I would. 
I confess...

I have been wanting Chinese food.  It's crazy how much I want it.  And no, I am not pregnant.  Bite your tongues!  I am done with that part of life.  Now I get to enjoy other people's babies....you know...like this guy...
What's on your conscience today?

**Kristin got a part in THE HOBBIT she is an ELF**





7 comments:

Nicole said...

woohooo go Kristin!!!

And my 8 year old has sass. Although I wonder if some of hers isn't from the fact that she goes back and forth between her mom's house and ours so she tries to push her boundaries. One of the more recent that stick out in my mind... there is a song on the radio (can't remember the group) and it says "Ass in the sand" and she sang that one day. Her dad jumped her and she's like my mom said it's ok to say words like that as long as I'm singing them. Um... HELLO! We wonder if a) her mom really said that or if b) she was seeing if she could get by with it.

VandyJ said...

My mom always said if the car could be fixed with a needle and thread, she'd have the best running car in town.

Emmy said...

Congrats Kristin! Think of the money we could save if we did know that car stuff. My dad did.. me, yeah not a clue; I can stand by a car and look cute :)

Now I want Chinese food too! I wish you were closer :(

I think I might have to get that app

MiMi said...

Yay for Kristin!
I have fooducate. I shake it just to see what random thing comes up.

mormonhermitmom said...

I can check the fluids but don't ask me to jump the battery.

Colleen said...

I think I have an 8 year old teenager . . .

Good luck!

And now I want chinese food!

blueviolet said...

I always wanted to take an auto shop class but none of my friends would do it. I didn't want to be the only girl doing it, but it would be great to know your way around the car a little bit!