Tuesday, February 8, 2011

The Status Quote

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The Status Quote!!!  I love picking random status updates from friends and posting them here.  Of course, I never use names or locations.  If you haven't played before, it's real easy just collect status updates from your friends and post them up.  Then come back and link up with me and EmmyMom!  If you wonder we when we do it.  It's always the second Tuesday of the month. 

The boss's first question of the year--how do I get this file from the email and put in on my desk top?  And he is the boss how?

SQUIRREL! 

...was just reminded of the fact that little kids remember the most insignificant comments. Upon producing a cascade of, er, bathtub bubbles, Junior smiled. "Jacuzzi, Mama!" Home jacuzzi's are the bestest!

I will be speaking in my native tongue today.. Sarcasm! :) Finally!  Someone who understands me!

Lunch break = nap time....Apparently the children have other ideas when it's a snow day. They will one day long for a nap.

A man shouldnt think he won the argument if a woman stops talking. She is only plotting his demise in her head :) That and how to hide the body.

Captain EO, Submarines, Autopia, Star Tours. Geez, "Tomorrowland" sure feels like 1988.  Hmmmm....should it be called Yesterland?  Or...Blast from the Past? 

Yes I did just see that mom pick up the chocolate her son dropped on the ground and give it back to him.  To each their own I guess. That one still makes me gag... a lot.

Tonight as we were sitting down to a dinner my 3yo said "Daddy I want a chicken arm." What a silly boy, he always makes me laugh! I love a good chicken arm!

Cali just came in my room just to fart I hate dog farts there the worst I can't argue with that...unless of course there is a skunk in the room too.

Sitting in the airport listening to a couple dudes talking about how expensive condoms are. I hold up my iPad to show an adorable picture of my daughter at the zoo and say, "You guys know what's more expensive than condoms?" And a lot more work too.
"I am a grown-ass woman" - pure class, eh? Can you tell I was watching Real Housewives reruns.  Wow...that is classy.
Scubbing toilets is exactly as enjoyable as it sounds. It really is.
Couldn't find marshmallows at Wal-mart! They must've known I was coming and hid them all. :(  No, I bought them out.  ;)
"I am glad that we pay $60 for C to play indoor soccer...when all he does is stand around and pick his nose...no more sports for that kid."  Who knew nose picking would become a new sport!


 


 

16 comments:

Emmy said...

You found a lot of great ones. Could you not get the linkey to work?? Might just have to use the one from the other site next time.

hawkeyejlp said...

Mine from last night apologized to my child's teachers in advance for calling her "Farticus" because she found it so funny that I'm sure she'll try it out on someone in her class today. Who has the five-year-old brain here, her or me?!?

Rachel said...

Those are pretty funny!!

MiMi said...

HA! Tomorrowland DOES seem like 1988 doesn't it?

Joy said...

Hilarious! How do people come up with these? I'm Just ot that witty I suppose! :)

mormonhermitmom said...

Dog flatulence. Oy. Vey.

mintifresh said...

I love the condoms one! That's awesome!

Laura said...

Hahaha those are good. Sometimes people put the best stuff on FB.

Christina Lee said...

AHHH good ones!! I'm storing mine up for next month!

Blogging Loulasway said...

I love these it's always good to laugh...thank you for all your help in getting mine posted LOL

Ms.Wasteland said...

Funny stuff again! That's how my kids play sports, too. :(

Cheeseboy said...

I made the cut here too?!! I am so honored. There were some great ones in there too. Ground chocolate was my favorite.

Amy said...

Oh, the argument one is so perfect! I love it. Really I think it may be true, men really can't win arguments against women. It isn't possible. Because even if they win they still loose.

Joy@TPMG said...

I laughed so hard reading these. These are priceless! This was the perfect way to start the morning.

Nicole said...

OMG did someone actually show off their iPod... that's hilarioud!

Semi-Slacker Mom said...

I don't know which one is my favorite...the scarasm or condoms?