Introducing....

Introducing....

CAGirl

 Hosted by me and EmmyMom.  All you do is collect the best and funniest FB status updates and Twitter Tweets!  No names.  We must protect the guilty innocent.  Just the status updates.  And follow along with everyone else to see what their friends are saying!

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Wag more.  Bark less.

Some things just tick me off.  When my naturally straight as straight can be hair starts to get curly we have had way too much rain. 
Would some one please tell me where all the underwear my kids wear disappears to? It's almost as frustrating as the socks that never return from the wash!
I didn't know cats liked bacon. 
Feels stupid and contagious.
Pitstop since I have been informed my church clothes are too "fancy" for Six Flaggs.  Picky Picky Picky!
Wieso darf mein Status nicht "What's on your mind" sein?
Just  kicked butt in a game of Beatles edition trivia.
I opened my fortune cookie tonight after a dinner of Chinese food and the fortune said " The rubber bands are heading in the right direction"
HUH??
‎...is going to write a cookbook that includes a chapter covering dining rules for two-year-old boys. "When you eat spaghetti, it's okay to take your clothes off."
Am I really considering going to a Jonas Brothers Concert?
Warning! Monday is here, I repeat, Monday is Here!! - this is not a drill! Take all ur necessary precautions...
Is Sunday really a day of rest?  Yes or no?
showed up to church with Ariel stick-on earrings today. Whoops.
Now it's your turn to link up and play along!  
 
 
 
 
 
 


The Status Quote.  Where you post all the funny status updates of your facebook friends and tweets from friends on Twitter.



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Comments

Emmy said…
The underwear comment is too funny. You got good ones too :)
September 13, 2010 at 10:48 PM
Colie's Kitchen said…
You have a great blog!! I am really enjoying looking around. Thanks for sharing!! I am now a new follower!! Nicole @ colieskitchen.com BTW I found you on a blog hop!
September 13, 2010 at 11:10 PM
Christina Lee said…
love love love this series. So now, is it an every Tuesday thing? B/c I'll be ready for you next week!
September 14, 2010 at 7:27 AM
Linda Medrano said…
I have a FB page, but never look at it. (My DIL set it up for me. I don't understand the point. Who are these people?)
September 14, 2010 at 9:07 AM
Unknown said…
Let me just say that I have been to a Jonas Bros concert & totally agree with the spagetti one.
September 14, 2010 at 11:08 AM
Nicole said…
lol! I love the Monday one! That is hilarious!!! I feel like today is Monday:)
September 14, 2010 at 12:00 PM
Rachel said…
Those really are funny. Sorry I have nothing to link up with . . .
September 14, 2010 at 12:48 PM
Amy said…
Some people's minds come up with the greatest things! And I love the cook book idea for toddler etiquette.
September 14, 2010 at 1:28 PM
Hippest Snippets said…
Our cat hates bacon. Maybe we should have got a dog instead.

Just wanted to let you know that we love your blog! We love reading it!
September 14, 2010 at 2:24 PM
Anonymous said…
Turns out my friends' FB status posts weren't that entertaining. I wussed out. Sorry!
September 14, 2010 at 3:57 PM
mormonhermitmom said…
There should be a new FB warning. "Anything you say can and will be used against you in another blog."
September 14, 2010 at 5:34 PM
KK said…
I recognize some of those ;) I do love the fb status!
September 14, 2010 at 8:39 PM
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