Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Not Random Friday

I am going to borrow from Rachel Sue today. If you read her blog, you know that every Friday is "Random Friday." I love her "Random Fridays." Well today was one of my busy crazy days and my poor weak brain is filled with clutter that I have absolutely no idea what to do with. So I thought I would just post all my thoughts here and kind declutter my brain.

Have you ever been in a doctor's office where there is a clock in the exam room? Is this a secret ploy they all have so that you don't know how long you have been waiting your turn. Do you go through the drawers to pass the time?

Dear Wally Customer:

It's okay that my son sneezed 4 feet away from you. I am quite certain it was simply dust that caused the little 2 or 3 sneeze attack. He is not down with H1N1. And if he were, why on earth would I have him in a public place? If you are that paranoid, I suggest you get the vaccine and wear a mask.

House elves do not exist. No matter what my family thinks, no little elves come in and clean and do laundry while I recline lazily on the couch.

Why are Young Women's and Activity Days on the same day? And how come I didn't get a heads up that they needed to be there sooner than usual?

How can I loose weight when candy keeps jumping into my cart each time I go shopping? It's the weirdest thing.

Why do 4 year old children always ask why?


Mamma Christine said...

Oh my goodness, I seriously had a woman cover her face and run out of Target when I sneezed the other day. People are wacko.

Emmy said...

That is a very good random post. What house elves don't exist??? Dang, just lost what little hope I had left ;)

Together We Save said...

People are nuts over colds and sneezing. I sneezed yesterday while on the phne at work. I covered the phone and apologized but the man I was talking to went on a rant about the H1N1 vaccine and how I needed to get one.

Also, if you do find any house elves please send them my way!

CJ Sime said...

So now you tell me! I've been looking for a House Elf for AGES!

Fantastic Post.

mormonhermitmom said...

I love that YW/scouts are on the same night now. Saves gas. I do hate it when they don't tell you about changes though. Kids do NOT remember to tell parents about changes.

KK said...

But Why?? hehe, I like Random Friday

Rachel Sue said...

Seriously! Why is that? Have you noticed that there is never a clock in any grocery store?

Drives me nuts.

Carolynn said...

The house elf has a name. It is MOM