The Status Quote

It's time for The Status Quote.  And I am flying solo this month.  Just because she is moving this very week, EmmyMom thinks she is some how excused from it!  ;)  I kid.  And you know I love you!  And now....on with the show....


Early morning meetings would be better with gunfire. More interesting at least.  I have always maintained that people are lucky I don't carry guns.  
1980's: Invite friends over and bore them w/slideshow of vacation photos.
2010's: Invite friends to view vacation photos on Facebook. What is funnier the fact that this is true, or the fact that we are definitely more apt to look through the FB version!
8YO to me: What's that noise? Me: The air conditioner. 8YO: No. It's oudside. Me: Still the air conditioner. 8YO: No. It's like **humming**. Me: The Air conditioner. 8YO: No. It goes like tihs **growling**. Me: Would you like to give me one MORE reason that mom's obviously wrong? 8YO: Yes! **forhead slap** When does this "stage" go away?This sounds like me and my son.  He will argue simply to argue.
Can you please spare a square? "I don't have a square to spare"
Come on...you know you want to say it..."Anthony 'Peter Tweeter' Wiener"...admit it now...it made you giggle just a little bit. Okay...maybe I smirked a little
Sorry to the person who bought the letter mats at our garage sale- I just found the letter K. That's O
I've been wondering about my empty tupperware shelf. Then I looked under B's bed. He has bugs in each of them!!! Granted they were stacked nicely. But between the fly, bee, spider, and little things that looked like a mites... I'm buying a new set. To be a little boy...I guess this trumps Ryan shoving a bead up his nose the other day.
Its pretty sad when I think im getting a good deal by paying $3.57 a gallon of gas.I would be thrilled beyond measure!!!
There are at least 20 toys on my office floor, but he needs to eat my sicky tabs.But they taste so yummy!
What have your friends been saying this month?

CAGirl

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Comments

Nicole said…
haha... you could have used mine about the chasing your imaginary friend around an imaginary tree. I saw it on a kids meal :)
June 14, 2011 at 9:22 AM
Urban Earthworm said…
I made the Status Quote! I'm so flattered! Yay!

Also, I've been to meetings that involve gunfire. It gets dull faster than you'd expect.
June 14, 2011 at 10:44 AM
Emmy said…
Oh I love that Seinfeld episode! Yea-if I had been organized I could have done this still :)
Great finds this month
June 14, 2011 at 11:10 AM
mormonhermitmom said…
That 8 year old reminds me of my 10 year old, only he makes the funniest faces when he pushes my buttons. I don't know whether to laugh or smack him.
June 14, 2011 at 12:38 PM
Liz Mays said…
omg, I can't believe those BUGS!!!!
June 14, 2011 at 2:22 PM
Rachel said…
Still cracking up about the letter mats - because I have SO found "the missing piece" the day after the garage sale! :)

Thanks for the laughs!
June 14, 2011 at 9:12 PM
Mrs Montoya said…
This has always cracked me up when Emmy does it and I LOVE your response to her apology to her garage sale buyer. HA!

Such a good laugh : )
June 15, 2011 at 1:13 PM
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