Tuesday, April 12, 2011

The Status Quote

It is time for the Status Quote.  You know where you collect funny, strange, and unusual status updates from your friends!  You don't even have to use names.  Just the update.  We must protect the guilty innocent. So link up with me and EmmyMom!
I come inside the house today and brother says "Oh and sister Don't play on the Wii because I'm playing my lego batman game on it" Hello to you to brother  My day was fine thanks for asking...Kids!  Especially the older ones.  ;)
I have just discovered for the 2nd time this week that my underwear is inside out. What is going on???????????  Recycling?
I sure am glad that the super massive black hole in the middle of the Milky Way galaxy is 25,000 light years away from us. Whew!
When you eat a spicy pickle before drinking coffee, it makes the coffee taste like burnt popcorn.  I will take your word for it, k.
When the trunk is full it's time to leave the mall :(  Nah, just start putting stuff inside the car.  It's never time to leave!
SAD NEWS - Please join me in remembering YET ANOTHER great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes to the belly. He was 71. Dough Boy is survived by his wife Play Dough, three children, John Dough, Jane Dough, and Dosey Dough,plus they had one in the Oven. Services were held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.  I have seen this before, but it is so punny I had to add it.

From an old journal I found today...
"Today was the most embarrassing day EVER. I walked up to my boss, and pointed to a picture on her desk. I said: "How cute! Is that you and your husband?" She glared at me and said, "No M. That is me and my MOTHER." "
What was mortifying to my 18 year old self gave me a good laugh today!!  I bet 18 y/o self wanted to crawl under the floor boards.  Grown up self probably nearly peed from laughing so hard.

Just saw a note on my desk. "Pay student loon." Oh dear. Where did the loon go? Hey I saw that loon....he's crazy!

What white lies do you tell your children? (i.e. McDonald's is closed.) I plead the 5th.
Wish I was going to a tropical deserted island this summer where I can just lay on the beach and do nothing with no worries. If I plan it, who wants to join me? Me! Me! Me!

Don't get the kids meals at Burger King right now- you run the risk of getting the obnoxious drumming bunny. Your welcomeI owe you one.  Let's boycott them.

Dear Teachers, 
Please excuse my kids from doing their homework. I just don't feel like it right now.  Sometimes you just don't want to.

Friend/Teacher Response:   If your kid was in my class, I'd give them an A just for the honesty.  You are now my favorite teacher!

Friend/Teacher #2:   What?!?! I didn't ask you if you felt like it! :p  I would say you are a meanie, but I say that to my own kids.  So I like you too!  :D

What are your friends saying???




Cheeseboy said...

Aw. My first status quote that I am not quoted. I'm not offended, just going to work harder to do a better job. It's a call to action.

I loved the pickle one. Made me laugh. Well, all of them were good.

Emmy said...

The mother lol! Oh that would be so embarrassing and that must have been one ugly mama.

And though the underwear one was not me, that may or may not have happened to me a few times in the past :)

MiMi said...

Hahahahaaaaaaaaaa! I wish wish wish I had old journals!!
That is hilarious!
I've done that before though. UGH.
And the pickle and coffee? EW!!

Nicole said...

hahaha my mom, aunt and grandma went shopping one time and said that they had the car so full they had to stop then my aunt said no i think we can get one bag under my legs still... LOL

Anonymous said...

Ha! You have funny friends!

Aubree said...

aww. pilsbury dough boy :( tragedy!