Orange You Glad...
When Kristin was just about 2 or 3 years old, she became obsessed with knock knock jokes. I can't remember what started it. Surely, it wasn't me! I am positive it had to have been from Elmo or Blue. Or one of her other friends at the time. I would tell her all the normal ones. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Water." Water who?" "water you doing?" Etc. But my favorite was to tell her the orange the joke! You know the one...
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana Who?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana Who?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange Who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana!?
Kristin had her own variation...
Knock knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana Who?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana Who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say PEACH!
Best joke ever!!!
Kristin at age 2. December 1997
This post was written with the full consent of Kristin.
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And now my friends....it is time for fact or fiction....
1. I didn't get my license until I was 21. True. It seemed every time I went to take my driver's test, something would come up, or happen and it would get post poned. I also broke my leg some where in there. Kind of hard to drive like that! But when I finally took the test I was 21.
2. I failed the driver's test three times. Not me. Passed the very first time. I'm an excellent driver. ;)
3. I have never got a ticket. To date I have never received a ticket, though I came very close one day. I was a lot younger, and thinner. I was pulled over for speeding. I had not really seen the sign anywhere indicating the limit. I was going 12 over. Ooops. The cop was stern with me. I was scared out of my mind and very obedient. You know, do not speak unless you are spoken to. No sir and yes sir. He let me off with a warning. I guess he had met his quota and I didn't piss him off. Oh and maybe he was in a good mood. Who knows. I was let go. Whew.
Ready....
1. I once stormed out of a classroom
2. I once openly chastised a teacher
3. I once led a protest in school.
Comments
My son's is getting old (Boo, boo hoo, why are you crying?) I'll teach him this one ;--)
And I think you are lying about openly chastising a teacher.
I think it is number 3!
I'm thinking you didn't led a protest.
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Teresa
i think the chastised a teacher is a lie...maybe?? yes??
I haven't got a ticket either, but it's because I haven't got caught..yet..lol
Have a great weekend,
LOLA:)
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You've never had a ticket? I can't count how many I've had though not in a long time. *knocks on wood*
That is my favorite joke...well right next to the duck flying upside down one...
The pictures were adorable, too!
Thanks for a really sweet stop on our little journey through Alphabe-Thursdays summer school!
U R 2 Kool 4 School!
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I must be the one getting all of your tickets! Just got a $300 one for driving w/o my lights on while my windshield washers were on. (during the day). I had no idea that was a law!
This truth or lie is hard...hmmm I may get this one wrong! I'll go with #1 as the lie.