Are You Kidding Me?
After 3 miserable weeks without air conditioning, I received my electric bill. I foolishly thought that my bill would reflect that. Well according the graph it did. It went down. How then, did my bill double? What the heck? So I did what any disgruntled customer would do. I called them. First how many freaking buttons do I have to push before I get an actual human being? And what is the probability that the human I get will be of at least average intelligence. Let's address the first question, shall we. I think I had to have pushed 7 or 8 times not including my garden variety of voice answers. "yes" "no" "billing dispute" "CAN I HAVE SOMETHING WITH A PULSE!" See that is the mistake. I wasn't specific enough. I got the dumb arse with the pulse. The dumb arse who pointed out to me how hot it had been last month. Well no sh*t Sherlock! I would never have guessed that without you! But wait, there was this little peace of