The Status Quote is Back!!!

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The status is quote is back after a short leave of absence for the holidays.  Now remember this is just a monthly meme that Emmymom and I host.  The second Tuesday of every month to be exact.  It couldn't be easier.  Gather up the strange, funny, insightful or whatever type status up from Facebook to Twitter.  And for fun, you can add your own little commentary.  

"Stop, drop and roll!" is excellent advice to give a friend. Better advice would be, "Never start yourself on fire."  Stop would be the first clue.

That moment at 2:16 when you forgot that your class started at 2:00...oops...I have done this with picking up kids.

The dogs think I've lost my mind completely!!!  I have a cat.  He thinks he is superior to the human race.  Funny thing coming from someone who licks his butt.

ALMOST made it 'till noon without being puked on, pooped on, or having a booger wiped on me. This close! Call me a dreamer, but I'm just gonna keep wishing on stars, because I believe someday it will happen.  It will come, but it comes with a price.  They are called pre-teens and teenagers.

Find it ironic that I have to talk my son into buying a lunch about once a week. I would have loved buying a school lunch.  My kids beg to buy lunch almost on a daily basis.  Where's the happy medium in this?

 A Prius just tried to race me from a stop sign. I totally had it for the 1st 100 feet, but i can only walk so fast. ;-) He must have been pedaling really fast!

They just don't make Hello Kitty nail polish like they used to. I know, right!

Headache, I'm done with you now. You've been here for 2 days, you can go back to headache land thankyouverymuch! I think all headaches should be here and now forever banned to headache land!  The end.

If you wish to strike up a conversation in the men's room, I can cope. It's not my favorite thing, but I'll play along. However, once you close the stall door, all conversation is OVER. At that point all you are allowed to say is "Please call for help" and even then I'd rather not hear about it.  How about "Can you spare a square?" or is that too personal?

Now it is your turn to link up!  It's lots of fun and we would love to see what your friends are saying.  Just remember no names or cities.