Life's Lessons

Do not slam your finger or thumb into a car door.

Do not just lick the "butter" off your finger.

Do not ride a big wheel like it is a scooter.


Do not spray perfume into your eyes.

Do not pick up your casserole dish, cookie pan, or cake pan after it has been in the oven without oven mitts simply because it has been sitting out for short time

Do not try to reason with a five year old.

Do not allow sleep overs when you have a migraine.

Do not stand too close to the edge of the pond.

Do not throw rocks in the air


Do not stick a bobby pin in the electrical outlet.

Do not touch a 9 Volt battery to your braces.

Do not cut toward yourself.
Never schedule an unfinished post...it just might publish before you are ready for it to do so.  Just sayin'.



These are just a few of life's great lessons.  What has life taught you?

Comments

Emmy said…
Great lessons! I used to always stick 9volt batteries on my tongue- not when I had braces though.
February 3, 2011 at 7:09 AM
hawkeyejlp said…
Totally agree with not reasoning with a five year old.
Also: Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
February 3, 2011 at 7:40 AM
Amy said…
I have to wonder if you personally learned all these lessons, (aside from the "butter" *shudder*), and if so, why is life so hard on you! But I do have to laugh about reasoning with a five year old. To be perfectly honest, I think it is ridiculous to reason with anyone under the age of 12 and even then sometimes it doesn't get you anywhere. And hawkeye's comment has me laughing!
February 3, 2011 at 8:11 AM
Macey said…
The stitches picture makes me cringe!
February 3, 2011 at 9:00 AM
Rachel said…
And do not pour water into a glass baking dish that's in the oven. Unless you like glass explosions! :)
February 3, 2011 at 12:05 PM
Nicole said…
haha Keep your legs together until you're married so you don't have to deal with kids of split families? Although that isn't me, I'm the step-parent in this instant but I sure wish my husband would have used the head on his shoulders :) his ex wife (only b/c she got preg so he married her) is a witch... Sorry I'm trying to calm down... she drives me flippin insane!
February 3, 2011 at 1:54 PM
Mamarazzi said…
wow...major life lessons... am taking note!!
February 3, 2011 at 4:05 PM
Mamarazzi said…
also i sent a couple of emails your way...please respond so i can give your partner the go ahead to send your package tomorrow or Saturday.
February 3, 2011 at 4:06 PM
Anonymous said…
Ha! How about always pay your insurance bills in case you forget some of the life lessons.
February 3, 2011 at 4:58 PM
Linda Medrano said…
Never date a man named "Slick".
February 3, 2011 at 6:47 PM
Blogging Loulasway said…
Great post!! Was this really a "not ready to be posted yet" post??? so something I would do..I have to admit I got a good giggle from the comments too :o)
February 3, 2011 at 7:33 PM
mormonhermitmom said…
Sigh. I've stood too close tothe pond too.
February 4, 2011 at 1:20 PM
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