What's For Dinner
What's for dinner? How many times in one day do you hear that question? For me, it is at least four times a day, and sometimes within seconds of each other. This, I do not understand. Were they listening, and they ask anyway. Do they think the answer will change? Are they testing me to see if perhaps I forgot what I already said. It can make a person nuts.
Oh sure I have thought about putting a sign somewhere that reads: Dinner tonight is hamburger helper. But that would require actual reading. Also I don't always know what I willing to cook I will be making. Certain days require take out simple preparation. I am not a menu planner. I am more of a buy-the-meat-that-is-on-sale-and-make-whatever-comes-to-mind-kind of gal.
I really dread this question. Perhaps because I get asked every day at least 4 times. Sometimes more. And because I dread the question, I sometimes like to use sarcasm honesty. My favorite answers are: food, I don't know...what are you making? Fried boogers--yes I have actually said that. Liver and onions--no I will not eat that. Squid. Nothing. YOYO (you're on your own.)
Do you dread this question? What are some of your favorite answers?
Comments
Before she could read, my fave responses were "roasted rhinocerous" or "pickled pig's feet".
My kids love it when I say FFY (meaning fend for yourself) which to them means "have all the cold cereal you want"