OH MMM GEEE!

OMG!!!

OMG:  What a morning!  I got up like normal.  Got dressed like normal.  And I woke up the kids like normal.  Then while waking up Kristin, Ryan came in the room all smiles and something behind his back.  Rewind to the night before when I had sent Rich to the store to buy milk.  He bought me a dark chocolate Hershey's bar.  I set it on my table.  Fast forward.  Ryan smiles at me and says, "I have some chocolate for you."  It is then I notice the chocolate around his mouth.  "You ate my candy bar?"  Ryan proudly answered back, "No, just half."

OMG:  Ryan had chocolate evidence all over his hands so I helped him wash it off.  No towel in the bathroom.  I bent down to find a towel under the sink and then that is when I smelled it.  Stinky poo.  No he wasn't poopy--thank heaven!  But he hasn't quite mastered wiping yet.  Yeah that was fun.

OMG:  I went shopping at Wally for mostly boring stuff but since we went early, my mom and I were able to browse the isles.

OMG:  I went to lunch with my mom, sister, niece and my son.  It was fun and good eats.

OMG:  Teenage angst is no fun.  Enough said.

OMG:  Ooops I did it again!  I went to bed at midnight.  I seriously need to create some sort of schedule that I can adhere to.  It's really ridiculous of me to think I can function on such little sleep.

OMG:  Little Middle needs new shoes.  Already.  We seriously just bought some!

OMG:  This colorful post was brought to you by the letter "O" and by Miss Jenny and her AlphabeThuesday!

       

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And OMG it has been an age but I am finally back to telling two truths and one lie....

 

OMG!  It's been over a month since I last did this???  Okay to refresh our memories...

1.  While I worked at the Jelly Belly Factory I met Lisa Welchel (Facts of Life) and gave her and her kids a private tour.  True!!!  She is the sweetest person.  And I just had a lovely time with her.  That is until one of my co-workers totally geeked out and wanted her to sign something for her.  She was very gracious and signed.  She made me feel like I was her friend.  Maybe it is because I didn't fawn.  Maybe because she is just that way.  I don't know.  I just know that I really enjoyed her company.

2.  While working at Weight Watchers I was featured in the magazine for a success story  Also true! I did WW the first time some years ago and was featured in their magazine.  They do two or three success stories each month.  I still have it. 

3.  While working at Michael's Arts and Crafts, I did demonstrations for fabric and tole painting.

 FALSE.  While I did have things on display I never taught or demonstrated.

1.  I turned into Bridzilla the week of my wedding

2.  I yelled during labor like they do in the movies.

3.  I went "postal" at Target over a return.

Can you find the fib?