It Wasn't Me...

It wasn't me, it was the one-armed man!  I'm innocent see!  I was framed see!  What is it that I am not guilty of?  Well....let's see...

I am not guilty of writing two checks before the money was there.  It's been years since it was that close.  But that's okay because really it didn't happen.

I am not guilty of letting my children stay up a little later than usual because I am too lazy to go upstairs and put them to bed.

I am not guilty of letting my my (almost) 10 year old put the boy to bed for the same reason.

I am not guilty of reading blogs instead of doing laundry or anything that resembles housework.

I am not guilty of ignoring my kids because I never do that anyway.

I can neither confirm nor deny any of the above statements.  I have no further comments at this time, and I will not be taking questions.  

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Comments

Bossy Betty said…
You are absolved of all of the above.
June 18, 2010 at 8:10 AM
BNM said…
LMAO!! Im not guilty of them things either then.. can i blame it on the one armed man too?
June 18, 2010 at 9:25 AM
Kellie said…
Denial= an ironic confessional= very entertaining reading material. :)
June 18, 2010 at 9:28 AM
Emmy said…
Yes, yes, yes that is what I could answer to many of those... though I don't have a ten year old to do my dirty work for me yet :)
June 18, 2010 at 9:43 AM
mormonhermitmom said…
What? I didn't hear anything. This conversation never took place.
June 18, 2010 at 10:32 AM
JRiggles said…
Holy cow! I thought I was reading my own blog! I NEVER do any of those things either...excepts the 9 year old putting kids to bed..I might have to NEVER try that sometime!
June 18, 2010 at 10:48 AM
The Drama Mama said…
Confession accepted. Your penance is 3 glasses of wine and a shot of tequila.
June 18, 2010 at 10:59 AM
melissa said…
I really like your blog! I'm a new author and have enjoyed this new experience. I find that it's the most difficult and most rewarding. I'm also a graphic designer and love having that creative outlet as well.
Thanks for your post! I will be back for more updates. :-)

Melissa Nielsen
frommysomewhatseriousmind.blogspot.com www.printhis.biz
June 18, 2010 at 11:31 AM
Heather said…
I think I am guilty of all the same things.
June 18, 2010 at 11:54 AM
Liz Mays said…
You are forgiven for nothing, because none of it happened. ;)
June 18, 2010 at 5:34 PM
Unknown said…
LMAO. Glad to hear it didn't happen!
-Buffi
My Wonderfully Dysfunctional Blog
June 19, 2010 at 6:14 AM
Laura Lynn said…
I know nothing! hearing Colonel Klink's voice...
I'm not guilty of any of those things that never took place either. lol
June 20, 2010 at 12:02 PM
KK said…
LOL, I am not guilty of eating ice cream for dinner :)
June 21, 2010 at 9:30 PM
Christine said…
Whew...cause I was worried there for a minute. You'd sound a whole lot like the rest of us if these were true ;)
June 23, 2010 at 5:56 AM
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